wish I could send this to the whole office.

While I can only direct this at the women of the building, I would guess that it’s probably appropriate for the men, too.

If you use the last piece of toilet paper, replace the roll! I think there are like 8 extra rolls of toilet paper in each stall, and the toilet paper roll mechanism isn’t all that hard to operate – it’s probably JUST like the one you have at home. I don’t think we could make it any easier for you.

Let’s be courteous here, kids. We’re not 5 any more.