I have not had a Dove chocolate treat since sometime in February. You may recall that back in February, Dove chocolate treats had Martha Stewart's suggestions for an even happier and more romantic Valentine's day than you could ever plan on your own.
Imagine my surprise when I was given a Dove chocolate treat from a bag that had no mention of Martha whatsoever - how am I going to plan a happier and more romantic Columbus Day without Martha's easy tips and inspiring reminders?
But it's ok because Dove has returned to inspirational sayings - and even better, these are submitted by real people! They have to be great because they are derived from real experiences! They're real inspiration from real people, not some guy who actually applied for the job of being inspirational via chocolate (my guess is his resume includes "Hallmark card writer" and "Televangelist" - I don't want his BS on my chocolate).
From Josie in Little Rock, AR - "Enjoy the miracle of friendship."
Inspirational ... I feel as though I should send a card to all of my beautiful friends ... or post something on facebook ...
Wait a minute ... is Josie telling me it would be a miracle if I had friends? That I should count my blessings for the few people who actually return my phone calls and emails? How the hell many friends do you have, Josie? (And facebook friends don't count.)
I thought Dove chocolate was supposed to inspire confidence and happiness! Frikkin' Dove. Frikkin' Josie.
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